Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
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the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
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The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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