Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
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hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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