Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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