we have officially mastered the walk of shame
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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