Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
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Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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