Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
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sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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