you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
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I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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