Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
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they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
pray to the hookup gods
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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