dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
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I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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