with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
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Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
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I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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