Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
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And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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