i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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