I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
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Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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