the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
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Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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