he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
What a dumb baby whore.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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