please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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