Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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