do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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