You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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