I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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