Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
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Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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