We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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