I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
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Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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