Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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