Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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