god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
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Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
tell me about the fingering
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