So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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