hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
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He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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