I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
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Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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