Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
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I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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