You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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