Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
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Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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