hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
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why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
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I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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