11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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