i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
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Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize