school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
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I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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