you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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