where am i from again
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
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she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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