Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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