Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
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I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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