Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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