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i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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