I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
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Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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