I like my sex mixed with concussions.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Mom said you looked used
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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