What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
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You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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