She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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