Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just gift wrapped bread.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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