marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
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If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
how does that bad decision feel?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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