i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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