how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
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I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
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